Steeze Status.

spacedbitch:

heliolisk:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

what happened to my post

gold

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

(Source: glam0r0us-indie-rockandroll, via greetings)

youngblackandvegan:

the older i get

the more i realize the value of privacy

of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in

you can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life

(via insanity-and-vanity)

neuroticdream:

Maybe.. on We Heart It.
HAKUNA MA’VODKA

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via greetings)

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via lydialoveslife)

hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(Source: officialkrudd, via lydialoveslife)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via lydialoveslife)

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via lydialoveslife)

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

(via desolatedaises)

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